You know that one co-worker who always sucks up to the boss, complains they aren't paid enough, only ever wants to talk about work, and do whatever it takes to get ahead even if it means throwing fellow co-workers under the bus. We all have them in the workplace, and generally speaking, these people just suck. You spend your whole drive to work hoping that person called in sick or is on vacation and when you get there and see that you aren't so lucky. You immediately think of ways to avoid them as long as possible and even worse, you spend the whole day dreaming up ways of getting rid of them. (Let your imagination go wild here for a sec) Instead of being productive you spend countless hours nitpicking them, and getting more annoyed by the minute. Every little thing that they do digs at you and makes you more and more frustrated. Then you find out that the person has been telling the boss you've been doing a shitty job, and then you see them on break and they act like your best friend and talk shit about all of the other employees.
We all have them, we all hate them, so here's a toast to all the douchebags, assholes, and scumbags, each and every one of them that we all know. YOU SUCK
-Walder
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