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Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Man Crushes (No Homo) - UPDATE!
I've been catching some serious heat for my man crush on Philip Rivers. Friends are telling me that having a man crush on a white guy is full homo, so I need your help to redeem myself.
The Schmuck says 'No Homo' is a term than removes all liability to any sexual affirmation to said man crush, regardless of racial, religious, or ethnic affiliation. FACT.
Your survey leaves out some crucial ethnicities. Because while everyone knows it is pretty questionable to crush on a white dude, to crush, on for example, a studly Latino who goes by the name of The Sanchize is fully no homo.
Appreciate the feedback from our loyal followers. My sincerest apologies to the Latino community and especially to the Sanchize himself. While he is not ready to make the leap to the Mt. Rushmore level, he is definitely someone twoguyswonblog can appreciate for his Broadway Joe Namath gamesmanship he has brought to the J-E-T-S
The Schmuck says 'No Homo' is a term than removes all liability to any sexual affirmation to said man crush, regardless of racial, religious, or ethnic affiliation. FACT.
ReplyDeleteYour survey leaves out some crucial ethnicities. Because while everyone knows it is pretty questionable to crush on a white dude, to crush, on for example, a studly Latino who goes by the name of The Sanchize is fully no homo.
ReplyDeleteAppreciate the feedback from our loyal followers. My sincerest apologies to the Latino community and especially to the Sanchize himself. While he is not ready to make the leap to the Mt. Rushmore level, he is definitely someone twoguyswonblog can appreciate for his Broadway Joe Namath gamesmanship he has brought to the J-E-T-S
ReplyDeleteNow let's not forget about his cocksmanship too
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